Students, here is all you need to know for the first day of school: Smart is the new sexy.
Stop fussing with your hair. Don’t worry about back-to-school clothes. Set aside the make-up. Instead, get out that math book and start studying.
How do I know? Aside from the fact that The Big Bang Theory, full of genius characters getting some action, is the hottest show on television, Ashton Kutcher told me so. I think we can all agree that Ashton has some experience with sexy. If you haven’t seen his acceptance speech from the 2013 Teen Choice Awards, have a look. My favourite line: “. . . I never had a job in my life that I was better than.”